*CA ki wife*: 

Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

Pehle tu *36-24-36* thi

Ab tu *48-40-48* hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, *phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai*…
Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 
*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 

that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜


*Accountancy fact*:
What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?
A *drunk friend* is *liability*…
A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*….



*Law of equality* πŸ’ 
The time taken by a wife when she says *I’ll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *’I’ll call u in 5 min*!πŸ“žπŸ“±



*Chess* is the only game in the world,

which reflects the status of the *husband*.
This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* …
While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*



One Smart Guy Invented

His Wife Added a feature in it called

*Last Seen At*’πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ
Thank god she didnt add

*Last Seen With*



Punch Of D Day ….

‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.”

– *Shakespear*…
“Laughing At ur Wife’s Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life.”
– *Shakespear’s Wife*





Once a teacher had a disciple who used to live in a hermitage. One day, the disciple was going somewhere. He hadn’t gone too far when suddenly it started raining cats and dogs. He returned and told this problem to his teacher. The teacher said, “You should have faith in god. He will save you from all problems.”

The disciple obeyed and resumed his journey. He kept reciting the name of god and cleared all the hurdles.

Next day, the teacher had to go on the same route. When he reached a deep drain, he doubted whether god would save him or not. The teacher got drowned.

Moral of the story – doubt drowns you and faith saves you.


Robert got a job in a landlord’s house. Once, a landlord’s friend came to his house. The landlord called Robert and asked him to bring his binocular.

Robert quickly went to the landlord’s room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Robert and scolded, “You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am.” Robert nodded his head.

Few days later, another friend of the landlord came to his house. The friend saw a lion skin and asked the landlord who had killed it. The landlord said that it was his father.

The landlord then called Robert and asked him to bring his father’s photograph. 

At this Robert asked, “Which one sir- one of England or one of London?”

Moral of the Story- Variety is in our foolishness


One day, Peter’s father gave him money to buy a clock from the market. So, he went to a showroom and bought a beautiful clock. When he got back home, it was 12 o’clock in the afternoon. So, one hand of the clock was over the other.

The whole family including Peter thought that the shopkeeper had given him a defective piece. So, he went to the shop for replacement. By that time, two hands had been separated and were visible.

When Peter realized his folly, he felt embarrassed and returned home.

When his family members came to know about their foolishness, they also felt very embarrassed.

Moral of the story – wait for experimenting things not known

Story of apple

Once there were two sisters named Annie and Jenny. One day they were cycling. Suddenly, Annie lost her balance and fell down and started crying. Jenny helped her in getting up and took her home.

At home, their mother bandaged her and asked their father to take Annie to a doctor for a tetanus injection.

On hearing the name of injection, Annie immediately went to the kitchen and took out an apple from the refrigerator.

Just then Jenny came into the kitchen and asked Annie whether she was scared of injection. At this Annie replied, “Yes, I am afraid of injection. That’s why I am eating this apple. Didn’t our teacher say that an apple away keeps the doctor away?”


Moral of the story– KEEPING THE DOCTOR AWAY 

Story of Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, β€œI’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

β€œWho was that?” β€œIt was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. β€œGreat!” the husband says, β€œDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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