Wife jokes

1. A man visits a mental hospital. He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting Sandhya !! Sandhya !!”

he asks the assistant about the reason for his behavior. Asst says the patient used to love a girl called Sandhya but couldn’t marry her. So he became mad.

The man visits the next ward. There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting

“Sandhya !! Sandhya!!”

The man looks at the assistant.

The assistant says “This one married Sandhya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. 

Loyalty Tests…
Test 1:

Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..πŸ”»
Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

Wife- Which peopleβ“πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Total silence…πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜–πŸ˜·
Test 2:

A couple sees a hot girl.. πŸ˜πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Wife: So big, aren’t they? 😳😳

Husband: Yes πŸ‘€

Wife: Are they artificial?

Husband: I think natural. 😎😎

Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

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Total Silence 😐😐😐

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Best one

Test 3:

Men will always be Men – 

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM” and rest of them said- “WHERE WHERE!” πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†…

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