I am a teacher

Once I AM A TEACHER………….. 
I May be a School Teacher/ 

I May be a College Lecturer /

I May be a University Professor.
Behind That Doctor, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….. 
Behind That Engineer, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Statistician, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Nuclear Physicist, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Mathematician, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That  Scientist, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Zoologist, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Entomologist, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That Botanist, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Economist, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That Entrepreneur, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That Lawyer, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That  Political Scientist, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That  Psychologist, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That  Musician, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That  Architect, 

It is Me, a Teacher………. 
Behind That  Astrologer, 

It is Me, a Teacher……….
Behind That Astronomer,

It is Me, a Teacher…………..
I Carry the Light Even Though They Mostly Make  Fun Of Me By Their Uncharitable Jokes … But I am a Teacher…….. 
I Don’t Qualify for a Bungalow or a Villa nor Earn Enough to Buy an Expensive House or a Car…………. Like Corrupt Officers and Corrupt Politicians. But Yes, I am a Teacher………..
Some Think or Even Say That I Have too Many Holidays. They  Never Know That I Spend Those Holidays Either Correcting Papers or Planning What and How I am Going to Teach When I Go Back to School/College/University /Institution…….. 

Because I am a Teacher…..
Sometimes I Get Confused and Even Get Stressed by the 

Ever-changing Policies Over What And How I Have to Teach……. 
Despite All That, I am a Teacher and I Love to Teach and I am Teaching ….
On Pay-days I Don’t Laugh as Corrupt Officers and Others Do, But by the Next Day I Love to Come With a Smile to Those That I Teach…..   Because I am a Teacher….
The Main Source of My Satisfaction is When I See Them Growing. I See Them Succeeding. I See Them Having All Those Assets. I See Them Bravely Facing the World and its Challenges. And I Say Yes I Have Taught in Spite of Living in a World Opened by Google.. Because I am a Teacher…. Yes I am a Teacher…….. 
It Doesn’t Matter How They Look at Me,  It doesn’t Matter How Much More They Earn Than I Do.
It Doesn’t Matter That They Drive While I Walk Because All What They Have is Through Me, A Teacher…
Whether They Acknowledge Me or Not……   I am a Teacher….
This Message is Dedicated to All the Amazing Teachers , Lecturers And Professors .
You May Pass This Message to All the Teachers / Lecturers / Professors  If You Like And Make Them Proud  of Their Careers .


The Kiss of a woman

Ata Ikiddeh
Now, it’s difficult to piece together what is going to become of Zimbabwe after now, however history  gives us a peek at the key actors in the drama currently playing out.
Now, this is the story you dont’t know.
Mugabe the deposed President of Zimbabwe, Constantine Chiwenga the Head of the Zimbabwean Military  and Mnangagwa the sacked Vice President of Zimbabwe are all friends, very good friends, they are comrades.  The three men were in their 20’s when they entered the bushes and took part in the liberation struggle to free  Zimbabwe from white rule. Mugabe who was initially the Sect General of ZANU PF, became the  head of state, the other two men were equally given plum positions of power and have continued as the 3 musketeers presiding over the destiny of Zimbabwe for 37 years.
Sometime in the 90’s –  Mugabe,  the first musketeer fell in love with his personal secretary who happened to be another man’s wife at the time, the lady’s name was Grace and she became his mistress. While Mugabe was still married Grace had children for him. In 1996 they became man and wife after the death of Mugabe’s first spouse.
But Grace was no ordinary mistress turned wife, she was not ready to take a backseat, she turned herself into Mugabe’s political confidant, she used the bed and made her way to the very centre of Zimbabwean politics straining the relationship between Mugabe and his two comrades.
Mnangagwa the 2nd musketeer after many years of loyalty became Mugabe’s Vice President in 2014, paving the way for his eventual hold on power should Mugabe retire, resign or die. But Grace had other ideas she wangled her way into ZANU PF’s politburo and began her move to take out Mnangagwa and take power from her ailing husband.
In August 2017 Mnangagwa accused certain persons in the party of trying to poison him and made references to Grace. This didn’t go down well with Mugabe, how could anyone accuse his beautiful harmless  Rose flower. What Mugabe forgot was that boys are allowed to fight but the brotherhood must stay strong and united. In a move that shocked  everyone (but didn’t shock his beloved Grace) , he removed Mnangagwa from the position of Vice President, Mnangagwa not sure of what Grace will do to him fled to South Africa.
Now, in comes the 3rd musketeer Chiwenga Head of the Zimbabwaean military, a friend and brother of both Mugabe and Mnangagwa, “this is all the fault of one woman”, he is probably thinking  in his mind, ” we were one until this woman came. I trust Mnangagwa to takeover, I don’t know this woman; by the way, where was she when we were sleeping in the bushes before the liberation”.
 Chiwenga sends a warning to Mugabe advising  him to put his house in order, the first time he has ever spoken this way to his senior comrade. Thinking Mugabe will take the signal, call him, negotiate and talk things over a cup of tea. NO! Mugabe does the exact opposite, he sends his Minister of Information to tell the Army General to stay out of State matters, Mugabe then finalises plans to sack Chiwenga. The military chief  at this point knows his brother and comrade in arms  has drunk deep from the strange woman’s bosom, it’s not him speaking anymore,  so he rolls out his tanks early this morning. He’s therefore right when he says,”this is not a coup” ; when you really look at it,  3 friends have only fallen out over the ambitions of a woman.
Latest reportล› say Mnangagwa the 2nd Musketeer is on his way back from South Africa, i’ve just seen a report he’s been installed interim President.  The 1st Musketter Mugabe is under house arrest. The 3rd Musketter is in the saddle promising calm and quick elections. The 3 men have held Zimbabwe under lock and key for 37yrs, this is nothing but a change of baton. Zimbabwe needs a real revolution out of  the hands of the veterans of the liberation struggle. In the 21st century Zimbabwe is the frozen out Animal Farm in George Orwells celebrated work.
Meanwhile the woman Grace, who started the whole katakata,  I hear has fled the country leaving her beloved  husband who sacrificed everything to face an uncertain fate.
16 million Zimbabweans could not remove Mugabe  but a woman did.
Mama was always right when she always told me, “son – be careful who you fall in love with and eventually marry”.
A lesson to all men.

Laws not taught in school

Once Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in school:
๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of equality :

The time taken by the wife, when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes, is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call you in 5 minutes!


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you were in.


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐Ÿ˜…


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐Ÿ˜


๐Ÿ’ฎBath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. 


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


๐Ÿ’ฎ Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐Ÿ˜…


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will

last until the coffee is cold. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal, you will get a better one…๐Ÿ˜œ


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of getting late:

When you reach early for something, it will never start on time๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰


๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of exam:

If you didn’t read a page which is of least importance,  first question will be from that page only. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜


Elvis Preseleyย 

Once Elvis Presleyโ€™s Army career:-

He donated his Army pay to charity & bought new TV sets for the post.
Although he was a leading pop star, Elvis Presley served his country like any other young and healthy man of that time.
The famous singer proved that apart from being talented and able to master the microphone, he was also a brave person who knew how to defend his country.  Although he was an international idol, not everyone liked Elvis. However, his decision to serve in the military won over more hearts. Parents, religious leaders, and teachers alike saw this action patriotic and heroic.
After registration for the U.S. Selective Service System, men who were committed to serving in the military needed to be available to serve for two years of active duty and after that, four years more in the reserves. This kind of system continued until after the Vietnam War when the U.S. went to a voluntary military service.
There was no doubt that Elvis would serve his country, even if the system was voluntary at the time, he was registered with the U.S. Selective Service System. He did his part properly and served the military from March 1958 to March 1960.
However, there were some problems before his induction. Elvis had to delay his entrance into the Army due to the contract for the movie he was working on โ€˜King Creoleโ€™ with Paramount. He needed to finish the filming by January 13 and would then be able to enter the military four days later.
Explaining that a large amount of money was invested in the movie and many jobs depended on him being able to complete the filming, he managed to get an extension date from The Memphis Draft Board. However, that didnโ€™t ease things up for him.
Presley knew that being out of the entertaining world for two years meant that he had to give his best performance to stay remembered as a serious actor. The only way to do that was to impress the audience more than ever before. Some described his performance in the movie as โ€˜the performance that would forever define his potential.โ€™
His service in the military definitely affected his life in many ways. The day that he assigned for serving the military (March 24) was dubbed โ€˜Black Mondayโ€™ by his fans. He was given a physical check over and then assigned the Army number 53310761, before being sworn in and made the leader of his group.
Afterward, he was stationed with the other soldiers from Memphis to Fort Chaffee, Arkansas, Texas, where he served his time as any other soldier. He received the famous G.I. haircut and coined the phrase โ€˜Hair today, gone tomorrow,โ€™ in a comment for the news media.
Two years later, he was promoted to sergeant on January 20, 1960. Elvis waved goodbye to the Army on March 2 and saluted his fans in the U.S. after two years of absence.
On March 5, he was officially discharged from active duty and donated his Army pay to charity. He also purchased TV sets for the post and bought new uniforms for his colleagues at the Army base.
Thanks to his decision to build an Army career, he will be remembered not only as a great performer with many talents but also as a respected soldier of the U.S. Army.
When he was asked about his decision to serve as a regular soldier instead of being part of the service club, he replied: โ€˜I was in a funny situation. Actually, thatโ€™s the only way it could be.
People were expecting me to mess up, to goof up in one way or another. They thought I couldnโ€™t take it and so forth, and I was determined to go to any limits to prove otherwise, not only to the people who were wondering but to myself.โ€™


Once I write this with an intention that some of my non-medico friends would benefit.

i had not seen the movie “Mersal” ( i generally don’t watch movies). but the comments are in line with the movie reviews.
1. do not carried away with the message that routine medical check up and master health check up is a waste of money. of course like any other profession/business, it has been advertised a lot by many hospitals, does not mean it is bad or to make money.. have check ups done but chose the right tests according to your age with consultation with one of your doctor friends.

2. both me and my wife are doctors and we  have two children born out of Caesarian section. C’section are life saving in many circumstances. if you have doubt on the doctor please take the pregnant mother to another doctor/hospital on whom you have belief but do not deny the treatment/surgery because some half baked actor/director has shown it in the movie that c’section are to make money.
3. be realistic when you meet a doctor, have your doubts clarified/cross checked but do not blindly think that doctor is telling you with only intention to extract money from you.
4. googling is good but only to have some very basic knowledge about the disease, do not argue with the specialist that what you say is right because you had known completely about the disease (even the top most surgeon/doctor in the world will be attending conferences to update himself). such is the nature of medical field “constantly on the flux”.
5. use alternative medicine (other than allopathy) judiciously but only by a qualified person. never never go to healers and self proclaimed practitioners.
6. never prescribe your treatment with which you got healed to another person (even if the symptoms are the same). vice versa do not accept the word of mouth treatment from your relative/friend/neighbour because he/she got benefitted. each symptom of a disease is unique.
7. believe we doctors are also living in the same society pressurised and pulverised by the same situations what you are going through. have concern for doctors too…
8. like any other business, see if you have got the right attention/experience for the amount of money you paid to the doctor. for example you can’t expect a multiplex movie to charge you 20 rs like in a village tent cinema even if the movie is the same. it is the value of money you need to look to and not the amount you spend.
lastly, many of you would aspire your children to become doctors. teach them moral and ethical values from childhood and you follow the same to be an example to them. this alone can make good medical system and not the movie “mersal”.

Common sense

Once An Obituary printed in the London Times…..Absolutely Brilliant !!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. 

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: 

– Knowing when to come in out of the rain; 

– Why the early bird gets the worm; 

– Life isn’t always fair; 

– And maybe it was my fault. 

Common Sense lived by simple, Sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. 

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. 

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. 

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. 

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. 

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. 

Common Sense was preceded in death,

-by his parents, Truth and Trust,

-by his wife, Discretion,

-by his daughter, Responsibility,

-and by his son, Reason. 

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers; 

– I Know My Rights 

– I Want It Now 

– Someone Else Is To Blame 

– I’m A Victim

– Pay me for Doing Nothing 

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. 

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Apology letter

Once ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„.                          ๐ŸŒด.     I can’t control my laughing………….

Hope you all enjoy the same.

*Hilarious Apology Letter…..*
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my son. 
Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my son.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story  I am now ending this fastly. 
I am a waiter for your responsement. May god blast you.

Who pushed me


A man had one very beautiful daughter. When the daughter was ready for marriage, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. 

On that day, all was set, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: โ€œAny of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter.

In addition, Iโ€˜ll give him 15 million dollars, a car and a house so they can start life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other end. Good luck!โ€

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped alligators and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately, all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said, ”That’s crazy, let’s see who would marry that girl, no one will”. 

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman waddled across, expertly avoiding the alligators and crocodiles.

Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked the young man to name anything he wanted but the man was still panting uncontrollably.

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚Finally, he got back to his senses and made a request saying, ”SHOW ME THE PERSON WHO PUSHED ME INSIDE THIS POOL!”

Moral 1:โœ

 You donโ€™t know what you are capable of doing until you are PUSHED! Meanwhile, the Crocodiles were Rubber Crocodiles.
Moral 2: โœ

Those seeking to push you into the jaws of alligators and crocodiles may have helped you to reach your promised land!!!

Sometimes it takes going through the bad moments to bring out the BEST in us.

Trials are raw materials for Triumphant Testimonies… The push might take different dimensions: some people needed to be sacked before realizing their potentials and reaching their goals in life.

๐Ÿ™๐ŸปGod Bless you as you accept the Push to go for the fulfilment of your purpose in life. 
P- Persist ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ

U- Until

S- Something

H- Happens
Will you please *PUSH* this message to someone else?.

Advise for 40 yrs

*Because none of us have many years to live, and we can’t take along anything when we go, so we don’t have to be too thrifty.* 
*Spend the money that should be spent, enjoy what should be enjoyed, donate what you are able to donate*
*DON’T WORRY about what will happen after we are gone, because when we return to dust, we will feel nothing about praises or criticisms. The time to enjoy the worldly life and your hard earned wealth will be over!*
*DON’T WORRY too much about your children, for children will have their own destiny and should find their own way.  Care for them, love them, give them gifts but also enjoy your money or what is left of it, while you can. Life should have more to it than working from the cradle to the grave!!*
*40-year olds, don’t trade in – your health for wealth, by working yourself to an early grave anymore. Because your money may not be able to buy your health.*
*When to stop making money, and how much is enough*              
*Out  of thousand hectares of good farm land, you can consume only three quarts (of rice) daily; out of a thousand mansions, you only need eight square meters of  space to rest at night.*
*So, as long as you have enough food and enough money to spend, that is good enough. You should live happily. Every family has its own problems.*
*Just DO NOT COMPARE with others for fame and social status and see whose children are doing better etc., but challenge others for happiness, health, enjoyment, quality of  life and longevity.*
*DON’T WORRY about things that you can’t change because it doesn’t help and it may spoil your health.*
*You have to create your own well-being and find your own place of happiness. As long  as you are in good mood and good health, think about happy things, do happy things daily and have fun in doing, then you will pass your time happily every day.*
*One day passes WITHOUT happiness*, *you will lose one day.*

*One day passes WITH happiness and then you gain one day.*
*In good spirit, sickness will cure*;

*In a happy spirit, sickness will cure faster;*

*in high and happy spirits, sickness will never come.*
*With good mood, exercise, sun, variety of foods, good amount of vitamin and mineral intake, hopefully you will live another 30 or 40 years of  healthy life*

Learn to cherish the goodness around… *like your lover,spouse and FRIENDS*……….. *They all make you feel young and “wanted”… without them you are surely to feel lost !!*
Wishing you all the best for the years to come ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ””
Please share this with all your friends who are 40 plus  and those who will be 40 plus  after some time.

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